Uh, yuck

From a New York Times article yesterday about the Supreme Court arguments over a case of whether school officials had the right to strip-search a middle-school girl because they thought she might be hiding prescription-strength ibuprofen in her underwear:

Mr. Wolf, (the student’s) lawyer, injected another new term into the court’s lexicon. He said a search may be appropriate if the school has evidence that a student makes a habit of “crotching” drugs.

Were I in the habit of buying drugs, I don’t think I’d buy them from someone who was “crotching” them. Just sayin’.