So I have been using the same profile picture on Twitter and elsewhere online for two years. I'm ready for a new one, but haven't had one that looks as good as that one, which was completely candid. So if anyone gets a good picture of me wearing my fedora at the ACES conference, please send it along to me. (You can e-mail me here with the file or a link.) If I decide to use it, I will give you a free mug or T-shirt from my Zazzle store, which now includes the new Copy Editors: When News Breaks, We Fix It. Now make like the paparazzi.