One of my more recent follows on twitter is author Damien Walters Grintalis. I enjoy her tweets, but she outdid herself on Friday, with the Alien ABCs (from the movie Alien):
A is for Alien, who lives out in space, B is for Burke, who is a disgrace.
C is for Crew, they get all eaten up, D is for Drake, whose guns aren't enough.
E is for Ellen, Ripley's first name, F is for Facehugger, not easily slain.